8 Jokes For Ford Pinto

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Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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What's a Ford Pinto's favorite song? Crash into Me by Dave Matthews Band!
What did the Ford Pinto say after getting into an accident? 'That was a blast!
How did the Ford Pinto reply when asked about its dream job? 'I'm just aiming for a rear-ward motion!
How did the Ford Pinto describe itself in a job interview? 'I'm a real 'explosive' multitasker!
What's a Ford Pinto's favorite game? Dodge the Safety Regulations!
Why did the Ford Pinto bring a fire extinguisher to the party? Just in case things got 'heated'!
What did the Ford Pinto say to the mechanic? 'I'm feeling a little 'hot' under the hood!
How did the Ford Pinto respond when asked about its favorite vacation spot? 'Anywhere with a sparkly view!

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