5 Jokes For Ford Pinto

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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Ford Pinto Owner

Trying to convince people it's a great car
Driving a Ford Pinto is like being in a relationship with a very unpredictable partner – you never know when things might blow up.

Used Car Salesman with a Lot Full of Ford Pintos

Trying to convince people they're collector's items
You see, buying a Ford Pinto is like investing in art – you don't appreciate its value until it sets the whole neighborhood on fire.

Ford Pinto Designer

Balancing safety and style
The Ford Pinto – where the airbags are just the flames slowing you down.

Mechanic Who Specializes in Ford Pintos

Keeping them on the road... literally
I call myself a Pinto specialist. It's a delicate balance of making it run and making sure it doesn't run into anything.

Insurance Agent for Ford Pinto Owners

Justifying premium rates
My job involves a lot of reassurance. "Yes, we understand the risks. No, we don't cover fire extinguishers in the trunk.

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