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Why did the fondler start a podcast? He wanted to get in touch with his audience!
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Why did the fondler become a detective? He had a knack for getting to the bottom of things!
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Why did the fondler open a bakery? Because he wanted to knead the dough!
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Why did the fondler become a gardener? He had a knack for planting seeds of joy!
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Why did the fondler take a ruler to the party? To measure up to expectations!
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Why did the fondler bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
The Fondler Chronicles
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You ever meet someone who's a professional fondler? I mean, not in a creepy way, but like a fondling enthusiast. They're like, Oh, I'm a fondler. It's my passion! And I'm sitting there thinking, Man, your LinkedIn profile must be really interesting. Skills: Fondling - Expert level.
Fondling in the Wild
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I was at the zoo the other day, and there was this sign that said, Don't feed the animals. But there wasn't a sign that said, Don't fondle the animals. I thought, Are we really at a point where we need that warning? I guess someone saw a giraffe and thought, You know what this moment needs? A good fondling.
Fondler's Anonymous
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I heard they're starting a support group for fondlers called Fondler's Anonymous. It's like, Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm a fondler. And the group goes, Hi, Dave! I'm just waiting for the day they have a reunion, and someone stands up and says, I relapsed at the supermarket - those avocados were just too tempting!
Fondler's Guide to Networking
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I got a self-help book the other day titled Fondler's Guide to Networking. I thought it was about making professional connections, but nope, it was about choosing the right cheese at a wine and cheese party. Turns out, there's a thin line between networking and nibbling.
Fondler's Yoga Class
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I went to a yoga class recently, and the instructor kept saying, Feel the energy in your fingertips. I looked around, and there's that one guy in the corner taking it a bit too literally, feeling the energy and giving everyone around him the fondler's touch. Namaste, dude, but not on my mat!
The Fondler's Diet
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So, there's this new diet trend called The Fondler's Diet. It's all about burning calories through strategic fondling. I tried it, but I quickly realized it's not as effective as it sounds. My Fitbit thought I was having a dance party while I was just trying to get a stubborn pickle out of the jar.
Fondling vs. Hugging
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There's a fine line between fondling and hugging, right? I mean, you try to give someone a heartfelt hug, and they're like, Whoa, buddy, this is a bit too fondly for my liking! It's like a dance - the fondling tango. One wrong move, and you've got a lawsuit on your hands.
Fondling, the Lost Art
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You know, with all this technology, we're losing some of the old-fashioned skills, like fondling. I mean, when was the last time you heard someone say, Back in my day, we knew how to fondle properly? Now it's all swiping left and right - we're not even fondling, we're just tapping our way through life.
Fondling in Space
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Imagine astronauts in space, floating around in zero gravity. You'd think they have more important things to worry about than fondling, right? But I bet there's one astronaut out there, just floating around like, Houston, we have a fondling situation. Repeat, a fondling situation.
Fondler's Detective Agency
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I heard there's a new detective agency in town - the Fondler's Detective Agency. Their tagline is, We get to the bottom of things... one fondle at a time. I don't know about you, but I'd be a bit hesitant to hire them for any serious investigations.
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