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You ever notice how some people fondle their steering wheel when they're lost? As if the car will magically transform into a GPS with a gentle caress. "Turn left? Oh, steering wheel, you always know the way!
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You ever notice how people become expert fondlers when they're searching for something in their bags? It's like they're on a quest for the lost city of keys, and every item must be caressed and examined before the treasure is revealed.
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Watching someone fondle a bag of chips to find the perfect one is a unique kind of snack-time ritual. It's like they're reading the potato chip tarot cards, predicting the crispiness and flavor of each one before making the crucial selection.
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The way some people fondle their TV remote when searching for the perfect show is like watching a conductor masterfully navigate a symphony of entertainment options. It's a delicate art form, really.
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Have you ever been in a crowded elevator when someone's desperately fondling the "door close" button, as if their magical touch will make the elevator move faster? We should call them the wizards of impatience.
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I've discovered that the art of fondling escalates when you're waiting for your computer to load. It's as if the gentle strokes of the keyboard and mouse will coax the machine into performing at warp speed. Spoiler alert: it doesn't work.
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Ever notice how pens in meetings become the subject of intense fondling? Everyone's clicking, twisting, and doodling like they're preparing for the pen Olympics. The gold medal goes to the person who can write the most illegible notes.
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Why is it that when people fondle their hair while thinking, it suddenly becomes a philosophical experience? It's like they're contemplating the meaning of life with each twirl and twist, all while asking, "Should I get bangs?
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The way some folks fondle their smartphones, you'd think they were whispering sweet nothings to it. "Oh, you've got a new app? Let me just stroke your screen gently, my precious.
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