7 Jokes For Fold

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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I tried to fold my laptop, but it just wouldn't bend. I guess it's not a MacBook Airhead!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus. What do you call a dinosaur with impeccable folding skills? A Foldasaurus!
I used to be a professional folder, but I couldn't make ends meet. My life was unfolding before my eyes!
What did the origami say to the detective? 'I'm all unfolded, you can stop the crease investigation!
What did the laundry say to the stubborn stain? 'You may resist, but in the end, you'll always come out in the fold!
I told my friend I could fold a fitted sheet perfectly. He said, 'That's impossible!' I replied, 'Not if you're fitted with determination!
I told my friend I could fold a piece of paper seven times. He bet me $100 I couldn't. I took the bet – I'll make my own luck with a crisp $100 bill!

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