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You know you're an adult when a quiet Friday night involves folding laundry and getting excited about finding a matching pair of socks. It's like hitting the jackpot in the domestic casino.
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Folding a map feels like navigating a treasure map from an ancient civilization. I always end up with a creased masterpiece that looks more like abstract art than a guide to my destination.
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Folding a fitted sheet is like trying to fold a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded. I start with good intentions, but halfway through, it's just a mess, and I end up questioning my life choices.
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The only thing I've successfully folded in my life is a piece of paper for a paper airplane. Why isn't there a KonMari method for bills and paperwork? Thank you, next, to these utility bills!
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I've realized that folding clothes is the adult version of playing with building blocks. Instead of creating towers, I'm constructing a neatly folded pile, hoping it doesn't collapse like a poorly engineered skyscraper.
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Folding a map is a workout for your brain and your patience. It's like a test of spatial intelligence, and I'm over here feeling like I need a degree in cartography to visit the next town.
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You ever notice how folding laundry is like solving a mystery? I mean, where does that missing sock always disappear to? It's like my socks have a secret society, and they're staging a great escape!
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Trying to fold a fitted sheet perfectly is like attempting to fold a fitted bedsheet – impossible! I just do my best and hope no one inspects my linen closet too closely.
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You ever try to fold a fitted sheet with an audience? It's like performing a magic trick, and everyone's waiting to see if you can make that elastic mess disappear. Spoiler alert: I can't.
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