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You know, I recently found out there’s a job title called a "fluffer." Yeah, apparently, it’s someone in the adult film industry who keeps the actors, um, ready for action in between takes. Can you imagine going to a career counselor in high school and they're like, "Well, based on your strengths, you'd be a great fluffer!" Like, what class do you take for that? Is there a certification process? And the job interview must be awkward, right? "So, what skills do you bring to this position?" "Uh, well, I’m really good at, um, keeping things up?
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I’ve been thinking, we've got some seriously misleading job titles out there. "Customer Success Representative." Sounds great, right? But most times, they’re the bearers of bad news! Your flight’s delayed? Call the "Customer Success Representative" who's probably feeling anything but successful right about now. And then there's the "Flavor Enhancement Specialist" at fast-food joints. Translation: the person who puts extra salt on your fries!
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I was talking to my friend the other day, and he was like, "You know, I’ve been considering a career change." And I'm like, "Oh yeah? What are you thinking?" He goes, "I’m thinking about becoming a fluffer." And I'm like, "Hold up! We need to talk about your LinkedIn profile!" Imagine getting endorsed for that on LinkedIn! "John Smith has endorsed you for your skills in...fluffing." Suddenly, your professional network takes a very different turn!
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But seriously, who even came up with the term "fluffer"? Like, did they have a meeting and someone said, "We need a job title that makes it sound less awkward"? It’s like they took something that sounds innocent, like fluffing a pillow, and gave it a whole new meaning! Can you imagine if other professions did this? "Oh yeah, I work in waste management." You mean you're a garbage man! "No, no, I specialize in environmental sanitation engineering!
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