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I saw a job posting for a fluffer, and I thought, "Wow, I didn't know the stuffed animal industry was so specific with its hiring criteria." Turns out, I was way off. It's a whole different kind of plush, let me tell you.
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You know you're an adult when "fluffer" stops making you think of marshmallows and starts making you think of awkward conversations with your kids about why certain movies have "special effects.
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I Googled "fluffer" once, thinking it was some new tech jargon. Google was not prepared for my innocent curiosity. Now my search history is forever scarred, and I've become a living cautionary tale for others.
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I asked my grandma if she ever heard of a fluffer, and she said, "Back in my day, we just called them people with good manners who helped you get the dust off your jacket." Oh, how times have changed.
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I overheard someone talking about being a fluffer at a film set, and I thought, "Finally, a job that combines my passion for cleanliness with my love for movies!" Turns out, my dream job involves neither brooms nor popcorn.
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I was at a party, and someone asked me if I knew any fluffers. I proudly replied, "Sure, I know a guy who's an expert at getting the dust off old books." It took me a moment to realize the conversation had taken a very unexpected turn.
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I was talking to my friend the other day, and he mentioned he wanted to be a fluffer. I thought he was pursuing a career in pillows or comforters. Turns out, he just watches a lot of behind-the-scenes documentaries... or so he claims.
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You ever notice how "fluffer" sounds like a cheerful occupation? Like, "Hi, I'm Bob, the fluffer. I make everyone's day a little softer and fluffier." If only job titles were as innocent as they sounded.
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