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Flirting at the gym is a whole other level. I tried to impress someone by lifting heavy weights, but I ended up just looking like a sweaty amateur weightlifter. Note to self: next time, bring a puppy. Puppies are the ultimate wingmen.
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Flirting in the digital age is a trip. I sent someone a flirty emoji, and they responded with a thumbs up. Thumbs up? That's not flirting, that's like getting a participation trophy in the game of love.
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Flirting in traffic is a risky game. You give someone a friendly smile, and suddenly they think you're challenging them to a race. I just wanted to merge, not participate in the Indy 500.
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Flirting in a group setting is like navigating a social minefield. You crack a joke, and half the people are laughing while the other half are exchanging confused glances. It's like playing Russian roulette with compliments.
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Ever been caught trying to discreetly flirt with someone across the room? It's like playing peek-a-boo with emotions. You make eye contact, look away, and then pretend you're engrossed in the most fascinating wall art you've ever seen.
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You ever notice how people get all flirty at the coffee shop? It's like, "Is it the caffeine or are we just addicted to awkward eye contact over a latte?
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Have you ever tried to flirt in a crowded elevator? It's like a social experiment. You've got 30 seconds to make a connection before the doors open, and you both disappear into the abyss of the office building. It's like speed dating, but with more awkward silence.
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Flirting at the grocery store is an adventure. You're in the produce section, trying to pick the perfect avocado, and suddenly someone's comparing melons next to you. It's like, "Whoa, I just wanted guacamole, not a front-row seat to a fruit evaluation.
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Flirty text messages are tricky. I sent someone a message saying, "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." They replied, "No, I'm just good at blocking people on social media." Ouch.
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