7+ Best One Liners Jokes For flexible

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I thought about starting a business making flexible shoes, but I didn't have the right sole!

I asked the acrobat how he stays so flexible. He said, 'It's all about going with the flow!

I tried doing a backflip once. Now I'm just a flexible pretzel with a bruised ego.

I asked my flexible friend for advice. He said, 'Bend over backward and life will be a stretch!

I'm so flexible that I can touch my toes... when I take off my shoes!

I tried doing the splits once. Now I can't decide which way to go in life!

I tried joining a flexibility class, but I couldn't make the cut. Literally.

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