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Life is like a flexible smartphone – you never know when it's going to bend and break, and you end up with a cracked screen. Can we please go back to the sturdy Nokia days where dropping the phone was more likely to damage the floor than the device?
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I tried to be more flexible in my daily routine. Now I'm not saying I'm a morning person, but I've successfully convinced myself that 11 AM is the new crack-of-dawn. If you see me before that, assume I've been abducted by aliens.
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Have you noticed how flexible time becomes when you're procrastinating? Five minutes can feel like an eternity, and suddenly you're an expert on all things unrelated to what you should be doing.
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Parenting is all about being flexible – mentally, emotionally, and sometimes physically when you have to bend down to pick up the million toys scattered on the floor. It's like an obstacle course designed by tiny humans.
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My boss told me to be more flexible at work. So now, instead of saying no to extra tasks, I've upgraded to a soft and subtle "Maybe, if the stars align, and pigs start flying.
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Life is so flexible that even my plans have backup plans. It's like I have Plan A, Plan B, and Plan "Please, let something work out because I'm tired of planning.
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Relationships are like yoga – they require flexibility. I asked my significant other to be more flexible, and now we take turns deciding who gets control of the TV remote. It's like a democratic process with more drama.
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I joined a gym to become more flexible. Now, I'm not saying it's not working, but I can touch my toes if I use a selfie stick. Baby steps, right?
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They say laughter is the best medicine, which makes sense because it's the only thing I can still do when I realize how inflexible I am compared to those contortionist circus performers. I can barely touch my toes, but hey, I can laugh about it!
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