6 Jokes About Flexibility

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Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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I thought I was flexible until I tried to fit into skinny jeans. Turns out, denim has its limits!
My friend said, 'I can touch my toes and do the splits.' I replied, 'That's nothing, I can touch my sofa and doze off!
I tried to touch my toes while balancing on one foot. It was more like a flamingo impersonation gone wrong!
I tried to do a split, but then I realized I'm more of a banana than a gymnast.
I thought about joining a circus as the flexible guy, but they told me they already had too many bendy characters!
I wanted to join a flexibility class, but I couldn't commit – it felt too inflexible!

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