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The Yoga Instructor
Balancing flexibility in life and in yoga poses
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Yoga class is the only place where being a pretzel is a compliment. Although, it turns out, being a snack is still better.
The Contortionist
Juggling a flexible body and a rigid schedule
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I asked my boss for a flexible work schedule. He said, "Sure, as long as you can bend time like you bend your body." Looks like I'll be working late again.
The Cat
Balancing the flexibility of cats and the stubbornness of humans
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I overheard my owner talking about "flexible diets." I'm a cat; my diet is strictly tuna and whatever bugs I can catch. That's the only flexibility I need.
The Gumby Action Figure
Feeling too flexible physically but not mentally
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I thought about becoming a human Gumby for Halloween. Then I realized it would take more flexibility than I have to fit into the costume without pulling a muscle.
The Tech Support Agent
Balancing the flexibility of software and the inflexibility of users
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People ask for user-friendly software, but what they really mean is software that can read their minds. Sorry, I'm tech support, not a psychic. My crystal ball only predicts more IT tickets.
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