5 Jokes For Flakes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 21 2024

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The Stand-Up Comedian

Dealing with a tough crowd
My last gig was so tough; even the crickets didn't show up. I guess they had plans with a spider.

The Friend

When your friend is always canceling plans
I asked my flaky friend for his schedule. He handed me a blank piece of paper and said, "There you go, full flexibility!

The Weather Reporter

Dealing with weather forecasts and people's reactions
Weather reporters are the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. I tried that at McDonald's once; they were not as understanding.

The Baker

Baking with unpredictable ingredients
When your cake recipe says "fold gently," it's not referring to your friend who cancels plans; that's a different kind of folding.

The Relationship Advisor

Navigating through flaky relationships
I asked my therapist how to deal with a flaky partner. She said, "Have you tried dating someone with a solid crust?

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