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Fireman's Tinder Profile
When a fireman tries to impress on his Tinder profile.
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Trying to impress on Tinder is tough. I once tried the line, "I know how to handle a hose." Let's just say it didn't go as smoothly as I thought.
Fireman vs. Fire Alarm Clocks
Firemen dealing with waking up to fire alarm clocks that sound way too realistic.
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I got a new fire alarm clock with a snooze feature. Because nothing says "heroic rescue" like hitting snooze three times before getting out of bed.
Fire Safety Drill Confessions
Firemen dealing with people who take fire safety drills a bit too seriously.
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I went to a fire safety drill, and there was a guy there with a parrot on his shoulder. I asked him, "What's the parrot for?" He said, "In case the smoke detector goes off, someone needs to imitate the alarm!
Fireman's Cooking Adventures
Firemen attempting to cook in the firehouse kitchen.
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Fireman's cooking tip: When making chili, always add a dash of hot sauce. Because if it doesn't make you sweat, it's not a real firehouse meal!
Fireman's Dilemma
When firemen have to choose between saving a cat stuck in a tree and a pizza delivery guy trapped in an elevator.
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You know you're in a weird neighborhood when the fireman's most frequently asked question is, "Do you want anchovies with that rescue mission?
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