5 Jokes For Firearms

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Updated on: Sep 02 2024

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The Anti-Gun Vegan

Veggie burgers and non-violence in a world full of firearms
You know you're an anti-gun vegan when the only thing you're packing in your holster is a kale smoothie. Because, let's be honest, kale is intimidating on its own.

The Forgetful Gun Owner

Forgetting where you hid the guns for safety
My friends asked me why I carry a gun if I'm so forgetful. I told them it's not for protection; it's a backup plan for when I forget my own name.

The Technology-Enthusiast Gun Owner

When your smart gun thinks it knows better than you
I got a notification from my smart gun the other day: "Low battery, please recharge to continue protecting your loved ones." Great, now I have to worry about my gun dying on me in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

The Paranoid Gun Owner

Balancing between security and scaring the neighbors
Being a paranoid gun owner is like having a secret identity. During the day, you're just a regular person. At night, though, you're the superhero who thinks the creaking floorboard is a villain breaking in.

The Comedian Who's Scared of Guns

Navigating stand-up comedy in a world obsessed with firearms
My therapist told me to face my fears, so I went to a shooting range. Turns out, the only thing I'm good at shooting is my own foot. Who knew gun recoil could be so literal?

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