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Why did the pencil get promoted at the fifth grade graduation? Because it had the write stuff!
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What did the square say to the circle at the graduation ceremony? 'You're well-rounded!
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Why was the pencil so happy at the fifth grade graduation? It had a point!
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Why did the math book attend the fifth grade graduation? It wanted to show its square roots!
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What do you call a fifth grader who can play the guitar? A sixth-stringer!
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What did the calculator say to the fifth grader? 'You can always count on me!
Diplomas for Dummies
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At fifth grade graduation, they give you a diploma. I got mine, and I thought, Finally, all those years of mastering the art of coloring inside the lines have paid off! I'm practically a Picasso with a pencil. Watch out, world, here comes the next kindergarten dropout sensation.
Dance Moves Upgrade
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At the fifth-grade graduation dance, they play slow songs, and everyone is awkwardly swaying to the beat like they just discovered their limbs. It's the upgraded version of the elementary school dance, where we used to flail around like we were auditioning for a reality show called So You Think You Can Awkwardly Shuffle?
Fifth Grade Graduation
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Alright, so fifth grade graduation is a big deal, right? I mean, we're talking about moving from the elementary school A-list to the middle school C-list. It's like upgrading from a tricycle to a bike with training wheels – you're moving up in the world, but you're still one wobble away from disaster.
The Awkward Handshake
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At the fifth-grade graduation ceremony, they make you shake hands with the principal. It's like this awkward dance of trying not to crush their hand while also not looking like a limp noodle. I'm over here practicing my handshake like I'm about to negotiate a business deal, but really, I just want my certificate and a high-five for surviving pre-algebra.
Speeches by 10-Year-Olds
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The speeches at fifth-grade graduation are something else. Ten-year-olds trying to inspire us with their wisdom, like they're mini Oprahs. We may be leaving elementary school, but our snack-sharing skills will last a lifetime. Move over, motivational speakers, we've got recess philosophers in the making.
Valedictorian of Recess
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You know you've made it when you're the valedictorian of fifth grade. It's like being the smartest person in a room full of people who still can't figure out how to line up quietly for recess. I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, and the cafeteria lady for always giving me extra tater tots.
The Real World
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Fifth-grade graduation is like a practice round for the real world. They hand you a diploma and say, Congratulations, you're ready for middle school! Little do they know, we're still trying to figure out how to open our lockers and whether or not it's socially acceptable to bring a lunchbox shaped like a dinosaur. Welcome to the jungle, kiddos!
Caps and Crayons
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Fifth-grade graduation involves wearing a cap and gown. I felt like a mini college graduate, except instead of a degree, I had a certificate that said, This person can tie their shoes exceptionally well. And instead of tossing a cap, we should've thrown crayons in the air – that's the real symbol of academic achievement.
Tassel Troubles
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You get this tassel to signify your accomplishment at fifth-grade graduation. I thought it was a cool accessory until it got stuck in my braces. Now I've got a permanent reminder of my academic achievement tangled up in a metal jungle in my mouth.
Middle School Anxiety
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Fifth-grade graduation is like the calm before the middle school storm. They're prepping you for the chaos, trying to make it sound exciting. Little do you know, you're about to enter a world where pimples are a fashion statement, and passing notes in class is considered a valuable life skill.
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