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Field trips are the only time kids understand the concept of a time warp. "We left school at 9 am, but it feels like we've been on this bus for a solid decade. Is it just me, or did we just pass the Twilight Zone sign?
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Field trips are the ultimate test of a teacher's multitasking abilities. "I'm simultaneously a chaperone, a tour guide, a mediator, and a snack dispenser. Who knew education was a superhero gig?
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You ever notice how field trip lunches are a survival of the fittest? It's like the cafeteria version of the Hunger Games. "May the odds be ever in your flavor, little sandwich.
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Field trips are like the Olympics for teachers. They spend months planning, have a detailed strategy, and by the end of the day, they're exhausted and ready to retire from the competition. "And the gold medal for wrangling kids at the museum goes to Mrs. Thompson!
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Going on a field trip is a lot like a safari. You never know what wild creatures you'll encounter. "Here we have the elusive 'Kidus Disruptus' in their natural habitat, the gift shop.
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You ever notice how on a field trip, the excitement level of a kid is directly proportional to the distance from the school? "We're going to the moon? Awesome! Is it a one-way trip, Mrs. Johnson?
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Field trip buses are like mobile chaos generators. They're basically rolling thunder with a side of "Are we there yet?" "No, Timmy, we're not. But I'm seriously considering a detour to a deserted island.
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Field trip permission slips are like legal waivers for parents. "I, the undersigned, hereby agree to be responsible for one hyperactive child, three packed lunches, and the lost and found retrieval process.
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You know you're on a school field trip when the decibel level is higher than a rock concert. "I didn't know 'Whisper' was part of the curriculum. Must be an elective.
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