bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
0
0
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
0
0
Why did the actor refuse to talk about their nose? It was their least featured role!
0
0
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
The Feature Film
0
0
Life is like a feature film. It has drama, comedy, and a lot of unexpected plot twists. The only thing missing is the remote control to fast forward through the awkward moments. Someone needs to invent the Skip Awkward Family Gatherings feature.
Features in the Dating World
0
0
Dating is like shopping for a new phone. You see all these features and think, Wow, this one has a great sense of humor and can cook. But then, after a few months, you realize it also has the Leaves Towels Everywhere and Never Refills the Toilet Paper features. It's a package deal!
Features vs. Relationships
0
0
My girlfriend asked me what features I look for in a relationship. I said, Well, the ability to pause arguments would be nice. Maybe a 'Do Not Disturb' mode for when I'm watching sports. Oh, and definitely a 'Remember Birthdays' feature, because that one's always glitching.
Feature Envy
0
0
I always feel inadequate when I hear about people's impressive skills and talents. Like, I can't even compete with my vacuum cleaner—it's got a 'Pet Hair Eliminator' feature, and the only thing I can eliminate is my will to exercise.
Features of Adulthood
0
0
Adulting is having a lot of features you never signed up for. Like the Staring Into the Fridge for 10 Minutes and Deciding on Cereal for Dinner feature. Or the Pretending to Understand Taxes feature. I miss the simplicity of being a kid when the only feature I worried about was Does it have chocolate chips?
Feature Request Denied
0
0
I tried suggesting new features at work, and my boss looked at me like I asked for a raise in monopoly money. Apparently, the Nap Pod in the Break Room and Casual Fridays Every Day features are not company priorities. Who knew?
Feature Overload
0
0
Have you noticed how some products have so many features they come with a manual thicker than a Game of Thrones novel? I bought a toaster the other day, and it had a feature for toasting bread in the shape of constellations. I just wanted crispy bread, not a stargazing experience!
The Feature Dilemma
0
0
You ever notice how every software update promises a new feature? It's like my phone is auditioning for a talent show. I'm just waiting for the day it adds a feature that can find my keys or maybe cook me dinner. Introducing PhoneChef 3000!
The Selfie Stick Feature
0
0
I bought a selfie stick, thinking it would improve my Instagram game. Turns out, it's more of a Let's-See-How-Many-Strangers-I-Can-Poke-in-the-Eye feature. I've never felt more popular in crowded places.
Post a Comment