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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

I can't trust stairs. They're always up to something!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I used to be a calendar, but I got a promotion. Now I'm a featured article!

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