15 Jokes For Fat Head

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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What do you call a fat head at the gym? A heavy thinker!
What did the fat head say to the balloon? 'You might be big, but I've got more hot air!
Why did the fat head bring a pillow to the exam? To give its brain some cushioning!
What did the fat head say to the hat? 'You've got big dreams, but I've got big ideas!
What did the fat head say to the mirror? 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most thoughtful of them all? Oh wait, that's me!
What's a fat head's favorite subject in school? Heavy thinking!
What do you call a fat head in a brainstorming session? A brainstorm!

Thinking Cap

I wear this hat sometimes that says “Think Big” – or at least, it used to before the letters got all stretched out.

Brainstorm Central

Some people have a lightbulb moment. Me? It's like a fireworks show up there.

Brain on Steroids

Ever feel like your brain's on steroids? That’s me every day. My brain's so jacked, it's doing reps of calculus while I’m trying to sleep.

The Brain Balloon

You know how people release balloons to let go of their problems? Well, I released one, and it just said “Return to sender.”

Thought Bubble Trouble

I tried meditation to clear my mind. Instead, I ended up with a thought bubble so big, it could rival the ones in comic strips.

The Big Thinker

You know, I was at the museum the other day and saw this ancient sculpture. Looked like a statue of a Greek philosopher, right? But turns out, it was just someone’s interpretation of me after a week of brainstorming.

Headquarters

You know, my friends say my head's like a headquarters for ideas. But I think they just mean it's a nice place to hang a hat.

Mental Universe

They say the universe is infinite, right? Well, my headspace has its own zip code.

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