5 Jokes For Fat Head

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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The Unfortunate Side Effects

Trying to fit through doorways or finding hats that fit
I went shopping for a hat with my buddy with a fat head. The salesperson said, "One size fits all," and he replied, "Unless your all is too small.

Dating Woes

The awkwardness of romantic gestures or trying to share a headset
He asked his date, "Do I have a big head?" She said, "No, just an overinflated sense of confidence.

Social Awkwardness

Awkward moments during photos or trying on helmets
We were at a theme park, and my friend tried on a ride's safety helmet. It got stuck. They had to grease his ears to get it off. The ride wasn't as wild as that experience.

Fashion Fiascos

Trouble finding stylish glasses or dealing with headphones
I asked him why he never wears a headband. He said, "It's not a fashion statement; it's a tourniquet for my temples.

Sports Struggles

Squeezing into sports helmets or facing taunts in sports**
He tried out for a racing team. They asked if his head was aerodynamic. He said, "Not unless you're aiming for a blimp.

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