18 Jokes For Fast

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Updated on: Jun 02 2025

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – and they're too fast to catch!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – and they're too fast to catch!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a race car driver – I knead speed!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Why did the belt go to jail? Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!
What do you call a speedy herb? Thyme, because it's always running out!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a race car driver – I knead speed!
Life's moving so fast nowadays, I tried to pause it... but ended up on fast-forward. Now I'm just living in an awkward blur!
My internet's so fast, it outran my motivation. I'm still buffering from last year's to-do list!
Relationships today are like fast fashion - trendy and disposable. I'm still looking for the 'timeless classic' aisle!
I tried speed dating once. It was so fast, I thought I was auditioning for 'The Flash: Romance Edition!'
Fast technology is incredible. I remember when 'loading' was a coffee break, not an existential crisis waiting for the WiFi!
Fast-forwarding through life is like binge-watching a series on 2x speed. Suddenly, I'm at season 10 and wondering where my character development went!
They say laughter is the best medicine. But with fast-paced jokes, you'll need a prescription for motion sickness!
I've embraced speed in my life. Now I do everything fast - eat, sleep, and procrastinate. Efficiency level? Questionable!
Fast food - the only thing that's quicker than my attention span. Blink twice and your fries are history!
Kids today are growing up too fast. I mean, my niece just explained cryptocurrency to me... she's five!

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