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The Rapid Texter
Texting so fast that autocorrect can't keep up, leading to some seriously awkward conversations.
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I'm so quick at texting that my phone has started second-guessing my entire vocabulary. I told my friend I was feeling "grape," and my phone was like, "Did you mean great?" No, autocorrect, I'm just having a fruity day.
The Hasty Chef
Trying to cook a gourmet meal in record time, but the smoke alarm has different plans.
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I tried cooking a fancy dinner for a date. I was in such a rush that I accidentally grabbed cinnamon instead of cumin. Let me tell you, there's nothing romantic about a "spicy" pasta that tastes like apple pie. She said it was interesting; I say it's my signature dish now.
The Speedy Shopper
Trying to break the land speed record in the grocery store without breaking any eggs.
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You know you're a fast shopper when the security guard starts following you, not because they think you're stealing, but because they're worried you might accidentally plow through the produce section like a runaway shopping cart.
The Velocity Vacationer
Trying to visit all the tourist spots in a new city within a day.
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I tried to see all the sights in New York City in 24 hours. I went to Times Square, Central Park, and the Empire State Building. By the end of the day, I had more selfies than memories. The only thing faster than my sightseeing was the rate at which my phone battery died.
The Express Lane Driver
Navigating the express lane when you have 15 items and the limit is 10.
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The express lane is my racetrack. I count my items like a pit crew counting down the seconds. I'll be damned if someone with nine items is going to beat me to the finish line. It's a 10-item limit, but I call it the "express yourself with a little extra" lane.
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