7 Jokes For Farmers Daughter

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Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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How did the farmer react when his daughter said she wanted to be a singer? He told her to hit the hay and practice her 'barred' notes!
Why did the farmer's daughter become a chef? She knew how to turnip the flavor!
Why did the farmer's daughter become a lawyer? She knew how to 'sow' doubt in the courtroom!
Why did the farmer's daughter bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
What did the farmer say when his daughter asked for a raise in her allowance? 'You've got to earn your hay!'
Why did the farmer's daughter bring a calendar to the farm? To keep track of all her 'dates'!
Why did the farmer's daughter become a math teacher? Because she had a lot of acres of expertise!

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