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What do you call a romantic story about the farmer's daughter? A love 'plow'mance!
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Why did the farmer's daughter bring a pencil to the vegetable patch? She wanted to draw her 'beet'!
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What did the farmer say when his daughter wanted to become a comedian? 'You've got to be kidding me!
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Why did the farmer's daughter become a pilot? She wanted to soar to new 'crop' heights!
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What did the farmer say when his daughter asked for a pet rabbit? 'Hop to it, but don't lettuce farm get too crowded!
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Why did the scarecrow blush when the farmer's daughter walked by? He was outstanding in his field!
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I once dated a farmer's daughter who knew everything about farming. She'd drag me out in the morning to help with the chores. It got to the point where I thought date night meant weeding the cornfield under the moonlight. Romance had a peculiar smell of manure that night.
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I once visited a farm where the farmer's daughter was the boss. She'd say, If you want to impress me, fix the fence without cursing, and then we'll talk. Let me tell you, that girl had suitors trying to mend fences and their vocabulary simultaneously. Dating her was like a crash course in DIY and self-restraint!
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I met a farmer whose daughter was the town's heartbreaker. Her dad warned me, Son, don't mess with her heart. She's tougher than the farm's oldest mule. I laughed it off until I saw her break up with a guy by demonstrating proper pig wrestling techniques. I've never seen someone hogtie a relationship quite like that!
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So, I met this farmer whose daughter was supposedly the sweetest thing around. Turns out, she was the queen of pranks! I'll never forget the day she replaced the scarecrow with her sleeping dad after a long night out. The crows didn't know what hit them, and neither did her poor dad!
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You ever notice how the farmer's daughter is always depicted as this innocent, sheltered girl? Well, the one I knew could skin a rabbit faster than anyone I've seen. She could go from feeding chickens to fixing the tractor, all while giving tutorials on gardening. She was the Martha Stewart of the barnyard!
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You know, the stories always depict the farmer's daughter as this delicate flower, right? But let me tell you, I met a farmer's daughter who could out-burp the entire football team! She wasn't just milking cows; she was winning the cow-milking contests, too!
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You ever notice how every small town has that one farmer whose daughter is always portrayed as this innocent, wholesome girl in the stories? Yeah, I visited one of those towns once. Turns out, the innocent farmer's daughter was the one teaching the cows how to twerk. I didn't know whether to laugh or ask for dance lessons!
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You ever notice how the farmer's daughter in stories is always portrayed as the pinnacle of innocence and purity? Well, let me tell you, the farmer's daughter I knew had a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush. Her dad's cows probably picked up some colorful language during milking time!
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I met this farmer who was fiercely protective of his daughter. He said, If any guy wants to date my daughter, he has to plow the field, feed the animals, and fix the tractor. I mean, talk about high maintenance! Dating her felt like signing up for a farm boot camp!
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Ever notice how the farmer's daughter in stories is always roped into doing chores? I knew one who was a master at negotiating. She'd have the pigs feeding the chickens, the chickens rounding up the goats, and the goats... well, they just caused chaos. It was like a farmyard circus, and she was the ringmaster!
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