9 Jokes For Farmer's Daughter

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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What did the farmer say when his daughter wanted to become a musician? 'Well, you can plow your own furrow!
What did the farmer say when his daughter wanted to be an astronaut? 'Make sure to plant your flag on the moon, too!
What did the farmer say when his daughter wanted to join the circus? 'Well, that's a tractor-pull decision!
What did the farmer say when his daughter wanted to be a magician? 'Well, you better make those vegetables disappear!
What did the farmer do when his daughter wanted to become a chef? He said, 'Make sure to use a lot of 'root' vegetables!
What did the farmer say when his daughter wanted to be a journalist? 'Make sure to cover all the 'crops' and downs!
How did the farmer react when his daughter wanted to be a detective? He said, 'You better sow some clues!
What did the farmer say when his daughter wanted to be a comedian? 'Well, you better have a 'corny' sense of humor!
What did the farmer say when his daughter wanted to be a painter? 'You better 'harvest' some great art!

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