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You know, the Falkland Islands might be remote, but I bet they have the world's lowest crime rate. I mean, who's going to rob a bank when the closest neighbor is a penguin?
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I tried to impress my date by talking about exotic places I've traveled to. She was impressed until I mentioned the Falkland Islands. I think she thought it was a type of sandwich.
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I was watching a travel documentary, and they said the Falkland Islands have more penguins than people. That's when you know a place is more suited for a nature documentary than a romantic getaway.
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You know, I was thinking about travel destinations recently, and it hit me—does anyone ever visit the Falkland Islands and not immediately think they took a wrong turn somewhere?
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You ever play that game where someone asks, "If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?" And you say the Falkland Islands just to mess with them? Try it; their faces are priceless!
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Every time someone mentions the Falkland Islands, I picture a place where even the GPS says, "You sure about this?
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You know you're a geography nerd when your idea of an exotic vacation is booking a ticket to the Falkland Islands and then bragging about it.
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I tried looking up fun facts about the Falkland Islands to sound smart at a party. Let's just say, if "obscure trivia champion" was a sport, I'd be the Michael Jordan of that.
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My friend told me he went on a solo trip to the Falkland Islands for some "me time." I didn't have the heart to tell him that's less "me time" and more "penguin time.
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