5 Jokes For Falkland

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Updated on: Jul 11 2024

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The Diplomat

Negotiating Icebergs
I suggested a heated debate to warm things up, but they took it literally and brought in a bunch of heaters. Now, we're negotiating in swimsuits!

The Stand-up Comedian on a World Tour

Comedy in Isolation
I told a Falkland joke about penguins, and someone said, "That's a cold joke." I said, "Of course, it is! It's from the Falklands, not the Bahamas!

The Weatherman

Forecasting Feather Storms
I tried to predict a sunny day, but the locals just laughed and said, "Sonny who? We only know about Sunny the seal who loves rainy days!

The Tourist

Lost in Translation
Trying to make friends with the locals, I asked if they had a football team. They said, "Yes, we have one. It's just that the ball keeps rolling into the ocean.

The Local Fisherman

Fish Tales and Whale of a Time
I told my buddy I caught a huge fish in the Falklands. He asked, "How big?" I said, "Big enough to have its own passport and demand better accommodations!

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