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I love the idea of fair trade, but sometimes I feel like the products are a bit too honest. Bought a fair trade banana the other day, and the sticker said, "Grown with love, shipped with a hint of regret." I appreciate the transparency, I guess.
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I appreciate fair trade, but sometimes I feel like it's the moral high ground of shopping. I bought fair trade socks the other day, and now I feel like my feet are walking on clouds of virtue. I just hope they don't get too preachy during laundry day.
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Fair trade coffee makes me feel like I'm supporting a noble cause. But then I start to think, if my coffee could talk, would it thank me for my patronage or just complain about being constantly ground down? It's a tough gig being a coffee bean.
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Have you heard about fair trade fashion? Yeah, apparently, my T-shirt has a passport now. It's been to more countries than I have! I'm just hoping it didn't have more fun on its travels than I did.
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I bought some fair trade chocolate the other day. It's great to know that my guilty pleasure is guilt-free. But now I find myself justifying my chocolate cravings like, "Well, it's for a good cause, right? I'm practically saving the world one cocoa bean at a time.
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You know, I was at a coffee shop the other day, and they were proudly displaying their "fair trade" coffee. I thought, "Finally, a coffee that understands negotiation! I want my caffeine fix, and it wants to be sipped slowly. It's a win-win!
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Fair trade products are like the superheroes of the grocery store. I imagine my fair trade avocado putting on its cape, flying in from a small farm in Ecuador, and landing on my toast with a heroic crunch. It's like breakfast with a side of justice.
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I bought fair trade honey recently. It made me wonder, do the bees know they're part of a global movement for ethical sweetness? I like to think they have little bee meetings where they discuss their contribution to a more socially responsible breakfast.
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Fair trade seems like a great concept until you try explaining it to your grandparents. I told my grandma I bought fair trade coffee, and she asked, "Is that the kind of coffee that doesn't gossip with the tea leaves?" Well, close enough, Grandma.
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