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Conspiracy Theorist
Is fair trade just a ploy by aliens to infiltrate our caffeine intake?
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Fair trade coffee is like Area 51 for beans. You never know what's really going on behind the counter. Maybe they're brewing up an intergalactic alliance in there, and we're just sipping our way into a cosmic conspiracy.
Coffee Lover
Balancing ethical choices with the need for caffeine
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I asked the barista for a cup of fair trade coffee, and he gave me this look like I just asked for a unicorn latte. Dude, it's not a mythical creature; it's a coffee bean with a conscience.
Environmentalist
The internal debate between saving the rainforest and the convenience of a drive-thru.
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I tried biking to the fair trade coffee shop to save on emissions, but by the time I got there, my coffee was colder than my commitment to environmental change. Next time, I'll just bring a solar-powered microwave.
Budget Shopper
The struggle between saving money and saving the world, one cup at a time.
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Fair trade coffee is the only thing making me consider a life of crime. I'm like, "If I just sneak this bag into my cart without scanning it, it's a small rebellion for economic justice, right?
Skeptical Millennial
Is fair trade just a marketing gimmick or a genuine effort for global justice?
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Fair trade coffee is the only thing that makes me question my entire existence. I'm standing there in line, thinking, "Do I really care about the farmers, or do I just want a latte that makes me look socially responsible on Instagram?
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