5 Jokes For Fact

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 10 2024

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The Conspiracy Theorist

Uncovering a "fact" that goes against all the conspiracy theories.
Conspiracy theorists think the government is hiding the cure for baldness. If that's true, I have a theory that they're also hiding the cure for my friend Gary's terrible fashion sense.

The Alien Abductee

Trying to convince everyone about an out-of-this-world "fact."
I asked the aliens why they abduct people. They said it's just to update their human database, and they're particularly interested in Netflix recommendations.

The Chef

Discovering an unexpected "fact" in the recipe.
I followed a recipe that said, "Let the dough rise for an hour." Turns out, it was just trying to boost its self-esteem.

The Detective

Investigating a mysterious "fact" that just doesn't add up.
I wanted to be a detective, but I didn't have the patience. Every time I tried to solve a case, I'd just go straight to the end of the book and ruin the surprise.

The Mathematician

Trying to find the square root of a negative "fact".
So, I told my friend I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. He asked, "Is it any good?" I said, "Well, it's impossible to put down!

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