17 Jokes For Face Tattoo

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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Why did the comedian get a face tattoo? He wanted to leave a lasting impression!
I asked the tattoo artist for a face tattoo of a watch. Now I have a timeless face!
My friend got a face tattoo of a maze. It's a real head-turner!
I thought about getting a face tattoo of a cat. Then I realized it was a whisk-risk decision!
Why did the pirate get a face tattoo? Because he wanted to mark his territory!
I considered a face tattoo of a plant. It would've been a rootsy decision!
I told the tattoo artist I wanted a face tattoo that represents my love for math. Now I have square roots on my face!

Facial Autobiography

Some people get face tattoos to tell their life story. I prefer to keep my autobiography on paper. Imagine having to retell your life every time someone asks about your forehead chapter.

Tattoo Translator

You ever meet someone with a face tattoo and wonder if they regret their choices? It's like trying to read a book in a language you don't understand, but instead of words, it's facial expressions covered in ink.

Facial Morse Code

Getting a face tattoo is like sending a permanent message to the world. It's just too bad most people won't understand it and will spend their time trying to decipher your facial Morse code.

Inked Impressions

You ever notice how face tattoos are like personalized bumper stickers, but instead of saying I brake for unicorns, it's more like I regret this life decision?

Ink Wisdom

I asked a guy with a face tattoo for life advice. He said, Always think before you ink. I thought, Buddy, I don't need a face tattoo to tell me that; I have a mom.

Facial Art Gallery

I saw a guy with a face tattoo that looked like abstract art. I asked him about it, and he said, It represents the chaos of life. I thought, Dude, you could've just painted a Jackson Pollock on your wall, but sure, make your face the canvas!

Tattooed GPS

I saw a girl with coordinates tattooed on her face. I thought, Well, I hope she doesn't get lost, or she'll have to explain to Siri why she took a wrong turn at the eyebrow intersection.

Tattoo Forecast

You know, face tattoos are like weather forecasts. You can predict a storm when you see lightning bolts on someone's cheek. Just hope it's not a permanent storm.

Tattoo Typos

Getting a face tattoo is risky. It's like autocorrect for life, but there's no edit button. One small typo, and suddenly you're the person with a misspelled word on their forehead. Spellcheck, people! Spellcheck!

Ink Wisdom 2.0

I asked a guy with a face tattoo what it meant, and he said, It's a symbol of inner strength. I thought, Well, you must have the strength of a thousand inner warriors because that looks like it hurt.

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