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You ever have those moments where an eyelash decides to go on a solo adventure right into your eye? It's like, "Hey, I'm just gonna take a detour into your cornea, hope you don't mind!" I'm there, blinking like I'm auditioning for a Morse code competition just to get that rebellious little lash out. And then there's the dilemma of whether to make a wish or just curse the entire existence of eyelashes. "I wish for clear vision, but I also wish for you to stay where you belong!" It's a tough call, folks. The struggle is real. Maybe eyelashes are just misunderstood genies trying to grant wishes in the most inconvenient way possible.
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Eyelashes are like the Olympic gymnasts of the face. One minute they're sticking the landing on your eyelid, and the next, they're doing a triple somersault into your morning coffee. I'm convinced they're training for some secret Eyelash Olympics up there. Judges holding up scorecards like, "Wow, that was a perfect dismount into the soup!" I can imagine the commentary: "And here comes the daring eyelash attempting the perilous descent into the mascara jungle. Oh, a slight wobble there, but she recovers with grace!" I bet if we had an Eyelash Olympics, we'd all be gold medalists by now.
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You ever make a wish on an eyelash and then immediately regret your life choices? It's like, "I wish for eternal happiness... oh wait, can I take that back? How about just a good hair day?" Eyelash wishes are like the genie in a bottle, granting your wish with a twist. And don't get me started on the pressure of coming up with a wish on the spot. It's like playing a game of wish roulette. "I wish for... world peace! No, wait, I meant a lifetime supply of pizza. Can we redo that wish?" Eyelashes turning us into wishmasters with commitment issues.
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Eyelashes are the Sherlock Holmes of the body. They disappear without a trace, leaving you wondering, "Where did you go, my dear eyelash?" You can feel them on your cheek one moment, and the next, they've vanished into thin air. I'm starting to think they have a secret eyelash society plotting covert missions. And when you finally find that elusive eyelash, it's like a reunion with a long-lost friend. "There you are! Where have you been, exploring the vast landscapes of my face?" I'm thinking of starting a reality show called "Eyelash Mysteries: The Search for the Lost Lash." Spoiler alert: It's always hiding in plain sight.
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