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Why did the eyelash bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to pack up and go on a lash-tastic vacation!
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Why did the eyelash apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead in the lash industry!
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What do you call it when two eyelashes fall in love? Lash at first sight!
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What did the eyelash say to the mascara? Stop making such a big deal out of our relationship!
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Why did the eyelash go to school? It wanted to be at the head of the lash!
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I told my friend I was considering eyelash extensions. He said, 'Why don't you just get a curtain for your eyes?' Tough crowd, tough crowd.
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Why do we wish on eyelashes? I wished for thicker ones and got an eyebrow instead. Thanks, universe!
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Ever notice how eyelashes are like relationships? They fall out when you least expect it, and suddenly, you're left wondering where it all went wrong.
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Eyelashes are like the drama queens of your face. One minute they're there, batting their lashes, and the next, they've ghosted you.
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My girlfriend asked me to notice her new eyelash extensions. I said, 'Sweetie, I can't even notice when the milk is expired.'
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I tried putting fake eyelashes on once. Ended up looking like a confused tarantula trying to flirt.
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Eyelashes are like the VIP section for dust particles. They get in, enjoy the show, and never want to leave.
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I'm convinced my eyelashes have commitment issues. They're constantly jumping ship and abandoning the eye party.
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I wish my confidence grew as fast as my girlfriend's false eyelashes. I'd be strutting around like a peacock by now.
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