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I had to choose between extra credit and extra sleep once. Guess what? Sleep won. I figured, if I'm going down, I'm going down well-rested. I can't be the only one who dreams of a world where the currency is not grades but hours of uninterrupted sleep. "You aced your final? Here's a solid eight hours for you!" And why do they call it extra credit anyway? It's not like they're giving us something extra. It's more like they're saying, "Hey, you're drowning, but here's a slightly larger life jacket." I'll take it, but don't expect me to do backflips of joy. I'll be doing backflips into my bed because that's where the real extra credit is earned.
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You know, they should call it "extra effort" instead of "extra credit." Because you're not just doing an extra assignment; you're putting in extra hours, extra coffee, and extra prayers that your brain doesn't decide to take a vacation in the middle of it. I swear, by the time I finish extra credit, I deserve a trophy, a parade, and maybe a nap. And the worst part? Sometimes the extra credit is like a tiny band-aid on a broken leg. "Oh, you failed the midterm? Here, write a poem about photosynthesis for extra credit." Yeah, because that's really going to balance out the disaster that was my exam.
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They say, "Do your homework during your free time." Free time? What's that? You mean those five minutes between realizing you have assignments due and the panic attack setting in? Teachers act like we have an extra day hidden somewhere in the week. "Just use your free time wisely." Oh, sure, let me just grab my time-turner from Harry Potter. And don't get me started on group projects. The only group I want to be a part of is the one that's forming a rebellion against group projects. "Extra credit if your group presentation is outstanding!" Outstanding? We can barely agree on a PowerPoint theme!
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You ever notice how "extra credit" in school is like that one friend who always shows up when the party's already over? You're struggling through the semester, barely holding on, and suddenly the teacher's like, "Hey, wanna boost your grade? Here's some extra credit!" And you're thinking, "Where were you when I was failing three tests in a row?!" I tried the extra credit once. The assignment was so hard; it was like they pulled it out of a parallel universe where math makes sense. I'm there, staring at the questions, feeling like I accidentally enrolled in a PhD program. It's not extra credit; it's extra stress. I ended up with negative extra credit. Didn't even know that was possible. My GPA saw it and went into hiding.
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