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Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? Because he heard it was a high-stakes test!
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What do you call it when a student gets extra credit for planting flowers? A 'blooming' good effort!
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Why did the math book ask for extra credit? It wanted to improve its problems!
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I asked my teacher if I could get extra credit for my essay on the importance of sleep. She said, 'Sorry, that's a snooze topic.
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What do you call it when a student does extra credit in a bakery? A doughnut extra effort!
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I tried to get extra credit for my astronomy class by writing about the sun. The teacher said, 'That's a bright idea!
Extra Credit: My Attempt at Adulting
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I decided to take on adulting and signed up for a cooking class. They said there would be extra credit for making a soufflé from scratch. I got excited until I realized that the only thing rising was my kitchen smoke alarm.
Extra Credit: Dating Woes
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I tried online dating for some extra credit in my love life. Turns out, swiping right just means I've accepted the challenge of deciphering someone's obscure bio. I need a decoder ring to understand these dating app hieroglyphics.
Extra Credit: DIY Haircut Disaster
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I attempted to give myself a haircut for some extra credit in frugality. Let's just say I now have a hairstyle that can only be described as accidental avant-garde. Who knew scissors and mirrors were such formidable foes?
Extra Credit: My Relationship's Lifesaver
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So, my partner tells me we need some extra credit in our relationship. I thought, Great! I'll start doing the dishes without being asked. Turns out, they meant couples therapy. I guess my dishwashing skills weren't relationship savers after all.
Extra Credit: Parenting Edition
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Parents, they say you can earn extra credit with your kids by being a role model. I tried, but my kid started imitating my dance moves. Now, I'm seriously considering taking dance lessons to redeem myself. Who knew the chicken dance was so influential?
Extra Credit: The Only Time I Want More!
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You know, they say life is all about earning extra credit. But let me tell you, the only time I want extra credit is when I'm on my third helping at an all-you-can-eat buffet. I'm not trying to impress my professor; I'm just trying to impress the dessert table.
Extra Credit: My Fitness Journey
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I joined a gym for some extra credit on the whole fitness thing. The only thing I've managed to lift is my optimism. I call it the extra weight on my shoulders – and it's not going away anytime soon.
Extra Credit: Coffee Addiction
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I heard drinking coffee can give you extra credit in productivity. Now, I'm so caffeinated; I wrote a novel, painted a masterpiece, and solved world hunger – all before noon. The only downside is I can't stop vibrating.
Extra Credit: DIY Fail
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I decided to take on some home improvement for extra credit in adulting. Let's just say the only thing I successfully nailed was my thumb. I now have a thumbs-up-shaped bruise as a badge of honor.
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