5 Jokes About Expensive Things

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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My bank account is like a black hole. Money goes in, but I never seem to escape its gravity!
I've decided to become a baker. At least then I can have my cake and eat it too—before the bills arrive!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Turns out, she was talking about my expensive taste!
I told my computer I needed a break from work. Now it's on a vacation in the Maldives—on my credit card!
I ordered a goldfish online. They sent me a bill for shipping and handling—and the fish is still lost in transit!

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