6 Jokes About Expensive Things

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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I invested in a perfume company. Now I smell like success—expensive success!

I bought a luxury car to feel rich. Now I'm feeling both rich and gas-poor!

What's a rich person's favorite footwear? Expensive sneakers!

I bought a yacht to impress my friends. Now they're impressed at how quickly I can sink my savings!

I wanted to be rich, but I quickly realized that folding fitted sheets is more achievable.

I bought a diamond chess set. Now I can play the world's most expensive game of checkmate!

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