7 Jokes For Execution

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Updated on: Nov 15 2024

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Why did the comedian become an executioner? He wanted to slay the audience!
Why did the executioner become a poet? He loved the feeling of cutting words down to size.
Why did the software engineer refuse to be an executioner? He couldn't handle the debugging.
I tried to make a joke about execution, but it was a bit too dark – it got the death stare.
My friend said he could make a great executioner. I told him to axe-sess his skills first.
What do you call a funny execution? A killer joke!
I applied for a job as an executioner, but they said my resume lacked killer experience.

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