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Executioners must have the most niche retirement parties. "Thanks for your service... and for not showing us your hobbies!
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You think executioners have a work-from-home policy? "Sorry, I can't make it in today, got a beheading at 10 but I'll try to log in after lunch.
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Execution... where a last-minute pardon is the ultimate "Sorry, wrong number" situation.
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Executioners must have been the original influencers... "Like and subscribe for more beheadings next week!
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Execution must have been the original way to "unsubscribe" from society's problems. Talk about opting out.
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You know, execution is probably the only job where you're both the employee and the HR department. Tough performance review, I bet.
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Execution... the original "you had one job" situation. It's like, "Hey, don't mess this up. It's quite literally a one-time thing.
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I wonder if executioners have to deal with performance anxiety? "What if I mess this up? I can't just ask for a do-over.
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Execution, the ultimate example of a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Someone took that phrase a bit too literally.
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