5 Jokes About Excuses

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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I told my friend I couldn't make it to the gym because I was 'working on my fitness.' Little did he know, I was working on the perfect excuse to skip leg day!
I told my friend I couldn't go to the party because I had to 'wash my pet rock.' He now thinks I have the cleanest imaginary pet in town!
My alarm clock and I have a lot in common. We both come up with creative excuses to avoid getting up in the morning!
I told my friend I couldn't meet up because I was 'busy.' Little did he know, I was busy binge-watching my favorite TV show in my pajamas!
I asked my dog why he ate my homework. He said he was just helping me come up with a plausible excuse for my teacher!

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