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Why did the engagement ring start a band? It wanted to put a ring on it!
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I proposed to my girlfriend with a diamond in a shoe. She said, 'It's a perfect fit!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a jeweler – rolling in karats!
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What did the diamond say to the gold ring? You're a real gem of a friend!
Ring Sizing Woes
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Is it just me, or does figuring out ring sizes feel like trying to crack a secret code? You think you've got it, then the ring arrives, and it’s like, Oh great, I accidentally ordered a thumb ring for a hamster!
Ring Mix-up Chronicles
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Ever heard of the epic ring mix-up chronicles? One couple accidentally swapped their rings with the caterer's napkin holders. Imagine the surprise when they went to cut the cake and found themselves holding butter knives instead!
Ring Wrangling
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Exchanging rings feels a bit like that scene in a superhero movie where they're trying to wrangle a super powerful artifact. You're just hoping the ring doesn't slip and launch into space or disappear into a parallel dimension!
Ring Box Shenanigans
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Have you seen those fancy ring boxes? They're like mini Fort Knoxes! I’m half expecting them to come with a security detail and a retina scan just to open them. I mean, it’s a ring, not the Ark of the Covenant!
Ring Retrieval Dramas
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When the best man fumbles for the ring during the ceremony, it’s like watching a magician's failed trick. You start mentally preparing for Plan B - like, Okay, who has a gumball machine ring we can use as a stand-in?
The Ring Roulette
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You know, exchanging rings at a wedding is like playing a high-stakes game of ring roulette. You pray you've got the right size, and if it doesn't fit, well, good luck trying to maintain that loving smile while your fingers turn purple!
The Ring Size Conundrum
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They say the ring should be a perfect fit, but who came up with this sizing? It's like they used the same measurement system as socks—small, medium, large, and hope you get it right!
The Ring Whisperer
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Exchanging rings is when suddenly everyone becomes a ring expert. Oh, that stone? Definitely a rare Siberian diamond. Oh wait, no, it's probably a leftover from the Titanic's chandelier!
Ring Swap Mishaps
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Ever heard of the ring swap mishaps? Happened to a friend of mine. They ended up exchanging the engagement ring with a keyring! Well, at least they've got something to open the door to marital bliss.
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