5 Exchanging Rings Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 30 2025

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The Jealous Best Man

Feeling overshadowed by the groom's ring
I tried to make my wedding band stand out, so I glued a tiny disco ball to it. Now, every time I raise my hand for a toast, people think I'm trying to start a party. Well, at least I'm not upstaged by a ring.

The Forgetful Priest

Trying not to mix up the names
I had one job – say the names correctly. But every time I glanced at the list, it felt like the names were doing the cha-cha dance, switching places. I finally understood the true meaning of 'ring around the Rosie.'

The Nervous Groom

Overthinking the ring exchange
My friends told me marriage is about compromise, so I compromised on the ring size. Now every time I look at it, I think, 'Well, at least it's the perfect size for an ant fashion show.'

The Excited Bride

Distracted by the bling
I love my ring so much; I decided to give it a name – I call it 'Engagement Bling.' Now, every time my husband messes up, I just give him the look and say, 'You know, Engagement Bling wouldn't have left the toilet seat up.'

The Ring Bearer's Perspective

Feeling like a secret agent with a mission
My friends asked me if being the ring bearer was stressful. I told them, 'Imagine being Frodo, but instead of Mordor, you're navigating through a sea of Aunt Mildreds trying to pinch your cheeks.'

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