5 Jokes For Ex Husband

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 15 2025

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The Divorce Lawyer

Juggling multiple exes' dramas
Being an ex-husband is like being a revolving door. Once you're out, they keep spinning you back in for 'just one more question.'

The Technophobe

Trying to navigate dating apps and online life post-divorce
They say the internet has all the answers. Well, apparently, it doesn't know how to fix a broken heart or choose a decent date.

The Reformed Romantic

Balancing skepticism and the hope of finding love again
They say lightning doesn't strike twice, but divorce lawyers do. I'm taking bets on whether I'll win the lottery or marry my lawyer first.

The Amateur Chef

Competing with the memory of a gourmet ex's cooking
I tried to recreate my ex's signature dish. I'm pretty sure my lasagna laughed at me. It's like my oven knows it's inferior.

The Weekend Dad

Navigating the complexities of shared custody
Ever been a referee in your own house? That's shared custody life. I'm just waiting for the day they nominate me for 'Best Performance in a Sibling Rivalry.'

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