6 Everyday Situations Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

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