7 Everyday Situations Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I only know how to do fifty percent of a push-up. I call it a 'push.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low. She looked surprised.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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