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Why did the Ethiopian astronaut become a chef? He wanted to make the first-ever injera in space!
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Did you hear about the Ethiopian mathematician? He could always count on his friends!
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I asked my Ethiopian friend how he stays so fit. He said, 'It's all about injera-cise!
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Ever heard about the Ethiopian who tried to be a magician? He disappeared every time the coffee pot was empty!
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Why did the Ethiopian chef become so successful? Because he knew how to curry favor!
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Why did the Ethiopian marathon runner excel at every race? He was always a step ahead!
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I told my Ethiopian friend a joke about coffee. He found it espresso hilarious!
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You know, Ethiopians have their own calendar. I can barely keep up with the regular one, now I've got to worry about being fashionably late for the Ethiopian New Year too!
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I tried Ethiopian coffee once; now I can hear colors and taste sounds. I think I accidentally unlocked a new level of consciousness in the Starbucks dimension.
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I asked an Ethiopian friend for cooking advice, and they said, 'Just add spice.' Now my kitchen looks like a crime scene, and I've named my stove 'Mount Vesuvius.'
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Ethiopian food is so communal. I went to a restaurant, and they handed me a plate, no silverware. I felt like I was in a medieval food fight, but with injera instead of swords.
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Ethiopian Cuisine – Where the only thing getting faster than my heart rate is the waiter running with my injera bread!
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I tried to impress an Ethiopian friend by making traditional coffee. They took one sip and said, 'This is cute, but have you tried our coffee? It's like jet fuel for the soul.' I think I accidentally brewed a cup of disappointment.
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I tried making injera at home. It turned out more like a geographical map of Africa than flatbread. I think I accidentally discovered edible cartography!
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Ethiopian proverbs are like life advice from Yoda. I tried using one in everyday conversation, and now people look at me like I'm some wise sage. Little do they know; I just had injera for lunch!
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Ethiopian hospitality is next level. I went to a friend's house, and they insisted on feeding me until I looked like the before picture in a weight loss commercial. I left there with a food baby, and I'm pretty sure it gestated faster than a real one!
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