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I found a loophole in estate planning – if you spend all your money on exotic pets, technically, your estate becomes a zoo. Sure, your family might not appreciate it, but imagine the legacy!
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I was at a family gathering, and my aunt asked me if I had a living will. I said, "Of course! It's called my Netflix queue. If I'm unconscious, just keep streaming episodes until I wake up.
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I attended a seminar on estate planning, and they said, "It's never too early to start." So now, instead of a college fund for my kid, I've set up a trust fund for their future therapy bills.
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My grandma told me she updated her will and left me her antique furniture. I didn't have the heart to tell her I can barely assemble IKEA, let alone appreciate the craftsmanship of a 19th-century armoire.
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You know you're officially an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is updating your beneficiaries on your life insurance policy. "Living on the edge" takes on a whole new meaning.
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I recently went to see a financial planner for estate advice. The only thing they suggested was to start having rich relatives. Apparently, it's the latest trend in retirement planning.
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I asked my financial advisor for some estate planning tips. He said, "Invest wisely and diversify your assets." Little did he know I consider my collection of vintage video games a diverse portfolio.
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They say that writing your will is like leaving a final Facebook status update for the world. "John Smith has passed away. Also, he always hated kale salads.
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I asked my lawyer if there was a way to include a "who gets the last slice of pizza" clause in my will. You know, just to make sure my loved ones continue fighting over the important things in life.
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