5 Jokes About Estate Planning

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 22 2024

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The Lazy Heir

Inheriting a fortune without lifting a finger
He inherited so much money; his idea of a financial statement is just an emoji giving a thumbs up. It's not a trust fund; it's a trust fall.

The Procrastinating Lawyer

Putting off writing a will because they're too busy lawyering
I asked my lawyer friend why he hasn't written his will yet. He said, "I'm waiting for a Black Friday deal on bequeathals.

The Overly Paranoid Millionaire

Trying to outsmart death itself in estate planning
The guy is so paranoid; he's updating his will every time he gets a flu shot. He's not just planning for the future; he's planning for the next cold season.

The Ambitious Mortician

Wanting everyone to have the most extravagant funeral possible
I went to a funeral planned by this ambitious mortician, and they had a live band playing. I thought I accidentally stumbled into a concert. Talk about a death jam!

The Clueless Heir

Inheriting a mess of assets and not knowing what to do with them
Inheriting a winery and a dance studio, he's torn between aging gracefully and grape stomping. His estate plan is basically just a really confusing dance routine.

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